Sarcastic, unisex graphic tees for salty humans and dog lovers.

Boozie Adams creates sarcastic, unisex graphic tees for salty humans and dog lovers. Our bold designs feature witty, dog-inspired humor made to stand out. Standard shipping is always free.

SHOP ST. PATRICK'S DAY ☘️

For the bold humans who celebrate loudly and trust no form of luck.

FREE STANDARD SHIPPING. Always. It’s the Boozie Way.

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SHOP EASTER 🐰

For the bold humans who skip the pageantry and do Easter their own way.

FREE STANDARD SHIPPING. Always. It’s the Boozie Way.

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Vintage-style cartoon of a German Shepherd lounging on a beach chair in a powdered wig with cocktail — Boozie Adams logo tee inspiration

Boozie Adams

The Dog. The Myth. The Brand.

Inspired by a rescue dog with strong opinions, saltier taste, and a talent for sneaking cocktails when no one was looking.

Boozie Adams wasn’t just a pup — he was a whole personality. Loving, loyal, and slightly judgey, he lived boldly and unapologetically. Now, his spirit lives on in bold graphic tees and sarcastic apparel, made for salty humans who like their style with a twist — and aren’t afraid to say what they mean without saying a word.

Black t-shirt with a dog graphic and red heart, featuring a paw print featured rescue logo at the bottom – Boozie Adams

The Rescue Tee

This isn’t just a shirt. It’s the current Boozie Rescue Tee, and a portion of every sale helps support independent dog rescues doing the real work for dogs who deserve better.

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Not that we asked, but...

  • I didn't know I needed a sarcastic German Shepherd with martini energy on my chest until now. Fit is amazing. Love it!

     –Mark A., Graphic Tee Snob

  • These are super soft and high quality shirts. And I love that they are tagless. The logo is printed inside the shirt.

    -Tina R., Dog Mom & Sarcasm Enthusiast

  • Quick shipping, perfect fit as sized, high quality shirt and artwork. Boozie at his best. Thanks for what you are doing, Boozie!

    -Earl J., Boozie Fan

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